Backup-----What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
Bar Code-----Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
Bug-----The reason you give for calling in sick.
Byte-----What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro.
Cache-----Needed when you run out of food stamps.
Chip-----Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
Terminal-----Time to call the undertaker.
Crash-----When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital-----The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette-----Female Disco dancer.
Fax-----What you lie about to the IRS.
Hacker-----Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
Hardcopy-----Picture looked at when selecting tatoos.
Internet-----Where cafeteria workers put thier hair.
Keyboard-----Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac-----Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
Megahertz-----How your head feels after 17 beers.
Modem-----What ya do when the grass gets too high.
Mouse Pad-----Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network-----Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
Online-----Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
ROM-----Where the pope lives.
Screen-----Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
Serial Port-----A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Superconductor-----Amtrak's Employee of the year.
SCSI-----What you call your week-old underwear.